Putting Our House on the Market By the Numbers
1 Dog has become incontinent (requiring medication) and another has decided to start marking her territory by peeing in my craft room. Yes, I said HER.
2 Dogs are blowing their coats - the tufts of hair are rolling across the hardwood floors like tumbleweeds
3 ceilings need painting
4 Living Social deals for House Cleaning....none of them are for companies in our area
5 days a week we work to afford all of this and are too tired to work on the house
6 people in our family, but 3 have moved out to go to college. So why didn't they take all their crap?
7 texts received from our realtor asking if we are ready to take pictures for the listing
8 times we have asked the kid across the street to finish cutting our back yard
9 boxes of clothes marked "too small, may wear again" that need to go to the garage (really, some day I will lose the baby weight - he's only 8)
10 glasses of wine I will have consumed before Wednesday
You do the math
2 Dogs are blowing their coats - the tufts of hair are rolling across the hardwood floors like tumbleweeds
3 ceilings need painting
4 Living Social deals for House Cleaning....none of them are for companies in our area
5 days a week we work to afford all of this and are too tired to work on the house
6 people in our family, but 3 have moved out to go to college. So why didn't they take all their crap?
7 texts received from our realtor asking if we are ready to take pictures for the listing
8 times we have asked the kid across the street to finish cutting our back yard
9 boxes of clothes marked "too small, may wear again" that need to go to the garage (really, some day I will lose the baby weight - he's only 8)
10 glasses of wine I will have consumed before Wednesday
You do the math
