Things I Learned This Past Weekend
The attitude of a 10-year-old girl increases exponentially with the size of the cast on her leg.
The bumper sticker says, "It's Never OK To Hit A Child," but I maintain that it's OK to really want to.
A glass of wine and a cigarette enjoyed out on the deck will keep you from lunging for the throat of a 10-year-old child.
There is nothing funny about bathing a child with a cast on their leg. Someday I may change my mind and find something humorous to write about the incident. I doubt it.
The Spanish teacher assigned a project for Spanish class due today (Monday). I was informed Sunday afternoon. #1 Son had known about it for almost two weeks.
It is almost impossible to create a poster "promoting foreign languages" with no further instruction.
My son has no creative ideas for last minute projects.
The poster project was worth a test grade.
My son has no sense of urgency.
When in doubt, go with what you know and love – food.
By combining our "talents," my son and I are able to slap together a poster that says, "Foreign Languages...Get a Taste of Something Different" in about an hour and a half.
The bumper sticker says, "It's Never OK To Hit A Child," but I maintain that it's OK to really want to.
A glass of wine and a cigarette enjoyed out on the deck will keep you from lunging for the throat of a 10-year-old child.
There is nothing funny about bathing a child with a cast on their leg. Someday I may change my mind and find something humorous to write about the incident. I doubt it.
The Spanish teacher assigned a project for Spanish class due today (Monday). I was informed Sunday afternoon. #1 Son had known about it for almost two weeks.
It is almost impossible to create a poster "promoting foreign languages" with no further instruction.
My son has no creative ideas for last minute projects.
The poster project was worth a test grade.
My son has no sense of urgency.
When in doubt, go with what you know and love – food.
By combining our "talents," my son and I are able to slap together a poster that says, "Foreign Languages...Get a Taste of Something Different" in about an hour and a half.
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