Mother Of the Year
I consider myself an experienced parent. Hey, I haven't killed anyone or lost anyone (for very long anyway), so I would even call myself a successful parent. It's honestly not rocket science. In my 14 1/2 years I can honestly say that I have:
1) Never driven down a highway with one of them in my lap.
2) Never ridden them around in a convertible in the midday sun, especially not in a forward facing carseat when they were infants.
3) And somehow I have never managed to drop one of them out of a highchair subsequently cracking their skull.
I'm just sayin'.
1) Never driven down a highway with one of them in my lap.
2) Never ridden them around in a convertible in the midday sun, especially not in a forward facing carseat when they were infants.
3) And somehow I have never managed to drop one of them out of a highchair subsequently cracking their skull.
I'm just sayin'.
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