The Name Game

Heard this weekend:

Mom, his name IS Fity Cent.

I doubt very seriously his name is actually Fifty Cents.

No, FITY CENT.

I am SURE that is not his real name.

Yes it IS.

I doubt his Mother purposefully named him Fity Cent.

I don't know, but that is his name.

And you think it is cool?

Yeah.

Then you won't mind us naming the new baby Fouty Ounce.

Mom. That's not funny.

(ED. Note: Please forgive the sporadic posting for the next week or so. It is the end of the semester and I have two HUGE research papers due early next week. I guess you know what I will be doing.)