Saturday, October 08, 2005

Elementary's Most Wanted

We have always maintained that The Little One was going to become either famous or infamous at some point in her life. With her personality, it is inevitable. This past week she took yet another step towards infamous.

Imagine my joy to discover a Conduct Notice in her backpack. She was written up for violating Paragraph 30 of the Student Code of Conduct. My friends, she was guilty of "Harassment with Food." Seriously. That is what the "official scary looking paper" said.

Apparently a boy in her class put a cheese sandwich in her chair at lunch as a joke. She got angry and threw the offending sandwich at him. It was all downhill after that. My friends, our daughter is a food bully.

I dare not show my face at the next PTA meeting.


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Name: Cattiva
Location: Virginia, United States

About Me: I'm the mom of three: #1 Son (20), The Princess of Wails (17) and their baby brother - The Baby (6). I was a grad-student working on an MA in history until we were surprised - I mean blessed - with The Baby. I'll get back to it...someday (the thesis, not the kid - I have no choice concerning the kid). I am one of only a few people I went to school with who is actually using their history degree in my career (and to think my Father called it Basket-weaving!). I live a very hectic life amongst massive clutter. I call it a good day if we have managed to get home at night without losing one of the kids (no matter how hard I try!). Friends say I have a humorous take on life's happenings. The sad part is that what I write about is true. I laugh to keep from crying.

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