Monday, August 15, 2005

Ben and Jerry are Evil

Ben and Jerry, of ice cream fame, are evil incarnate. I am not talking about the cute "Aw she threw a glass of ice water on her brother to wake him up" kind of evil. I'm talking mean and sadistic evil. Why else would they insist on packing my beloved "Half Baked"** ice cream in those tiny pint containers? What exactly is wrong with a half a gallon? I would buy it. Sure, it would cost a small fortune, but those stupid pints aren't cheap as it is. They are eating up a significant portion of my grocery budget. Do the evil Ben and Jerry not realize that I lust for this stuff? Because this has become a pregnancy craving, it is obviously medically necessary. I think I am going to try to talk my doctor into writing a prescription for "Half Baked." I wonder if my insurance company will cover it.

** (Editor's Note: Do not bother commenting about how appropriate it is that my favorite flavor is called "Half Baked." My beloved family has more than exhausted those jokes. Apparently they think they are comedians.)


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Name: Cattiva
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About Me: I'm the mom of three: #1 Son (20), The Princess of Wails (17) and their baby brother - The Baby (6). I was a grad-student working on an MA in history until we were surprised - I mean blessed - with The Baby. I'll get back to it...someday (the thesis, not the kid - I have no choice concerning the kid). I am one of only a few people I went to school with who is actually using their history degree in my career (and to think my Father called it Basket-weaving!). I live a very hectic life amongst massive clutter. I call it a good day if we have managed to get home at night without losing one of the kids (no matter how hard I try!). Friends say I have a humorous take on life's happenings. The sad part is that what I write about is true. I laugh to keep from crying.

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